Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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