I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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