literally had 100 drinks last night.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I want her autograph on my taint
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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