it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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