Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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