At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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