real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You can't motorboat a personality
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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