I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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