Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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