We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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