I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
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just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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