like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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