I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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