I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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