I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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