a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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