I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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