Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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