Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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