I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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