i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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