tell your sister to shave her snatch
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Randomize
