I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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