you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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