I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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