$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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