Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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