it wasn't lemon gatorade
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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