I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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