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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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