you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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