sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize