I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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