So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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