YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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