i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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