I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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