Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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