im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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