Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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