so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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