This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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