Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE