how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
