I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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