the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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