so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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