how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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