We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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