it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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