I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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