You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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