its not stalking. its research.
it hurts more in the daytime
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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